As you may have noticed, the emoticon and title of this particular news post is 'Mad as Hell' I am mad as hell because you people haven't been sending me money through my internets. Firefox is being gay and doesn't realize that 'internets' is an actual word, I'm not going to add it to my dicktionary though, 'dicktionary' is accepted. I swear to Allah, that I'm not lying. I currently have 32,341 characters left as of after the next exclamation mark. ! 32,307, 32,299, 32,291, 32, candlejack, 32,2

I had to end it somehow.